Glix Xizzix<Visionary, Entrepeneur, Barber>

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Yes, I am the renowned trader who magnanimously fed the uh, starving... children...? ...of the Undercity during the recent war with the Scourge. Yes, I am the visionary businessgob and logistical genius who single-handedly armed the resistance and allowed our Dark Lady to found her nation of smelly corpses... um, I mean, "Forsaken." Yep, I'm him. Glix Xizzix. I'd be happy to sign an autograph. For a small fee, of course. What am I doing here running a barbershop, you ask? Well I got one word for you, bub--diversification. You've got to keep your revenue streams diversified!